BEEFCAKE!!!

There's always room for more.  Ladies, send in your  demands and requests!

Just try and imagine a world without Jackie Chan.  Ugly, huh?

Chow Yun Fat.  It absolutely positively does not get any cooler.

And we should try not to forget about Yuen Biao, either!

There is an actual club out there called "Women Who Have No Chance with Derek Jeter."  100,000 Elvis fans can't be wrong...

Sergei Federov.  This guy can really play hockey, too.  Just don't ask him how old Anna was when they started going out…

The Canadian Crippler, Chris Benoit.  I hear he's a very nice guy - but he's still #1 on my list of people not to piss off.

Continuing the theme of guys with no shirts but lots of muscles (Macho Women appreciate that), we have Buff Bagwell and Booker T.  They're also Rhodes Scholars and cordon blue cooks. (Matt - I thought we agreed we weren't going to put our pictures on the web site!)

Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up:  holler if you hear me!  You could fit Stallone into one of this guy's arms.

Jet Li.  Number two on the list of people I really don't want to piss off.